Ok, finally got around to changing the introduction text. But as you can see, I'm too sianz to write a proper one, so am going to blabber on in hopes that you will get an idea of what sort of person I am by guessing. Yeah, the format of this blog is crap. I haven't got around to fixing it. Later lah.. Much later...
Words are the most beautiful inventions of man. Not television, not Internet, not chocolate, but words. Words such as bliss, euphoria, anguish, horror- the depths of human emotion expressed in a space of a centimeter. If a centimeter can hold so much, think of paragraphs, why, if a word can hold a soul, ten words can hold a universe!!!
ME signed off at 4:57 PM
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
28th entry
A professor walked into a lecture hall full of students and called out “good morning students” Upon receiving a greeting in reply, he responded knowingly “ah, u r 1st year undergraduates.” Seeing astonished faces, he explained “When u walk in and say good morning, undergraduates respond with a good morning back. When they put away their own work and open their books, they are 2nd year students. When they look up look up and continue with their own work they are 3rd year students.
"When you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, they r graduate students."
top 10 signs u r a student 1)6:00 am is when you go to sleep, not when you get up 2)your potted plants r dead 3)u knw all the public holiday dates by hard 4)u knw how to do everything, but cannot do anything 5)u knw how to say "F u " in 5 languages
professor: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. student : You can't fool me, professor... snakes don't have feet.
:-) silly reading for silly hearts and may u never take urselves too seriously and have hearts too hardened 2 laugh.